Runnerville

Breaux Greer: deliciously Cajun. A fan of silent letters. A man who, in front of a camera, can convincingly play a pizza delivery man, a plumber, or the good friend of a young girl’s father who just happens to drop by when the father is conveniently away on business.

In an interview for ESPN The Magazine, Mr. Greer, the best javelin thrower this side of Skudeneshavn, gave the world the following:

[…] The native of Monroe, La., wants you to know that he has a plan in place if he fails to qualify at the trials in July. “I think I’ll do porn,” he says in a deep, gravelly, Cajun accent. “That’s something I know I do well.”

Well, personally, I didn’t think he was THAT great.

But then again, the article title already has his adult film nickname signed, sealed, and delivered.  And ultimately, can you blame him for wanting to get paid to have his skudeneshavn?